I don’t care babe who’s right or wrong
I just don’t love you no more

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife’s VW Beetle convertible. It’s really embarrassing because it’s a girlie car and it’s full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I’d like to borrow one of his testicles because “every man should have at least one.” FML
True story: A stewardess serving continental breakfast found orange juice missing so shouted to colleague “My CB no juice!!” #cibai